This is based off of something Mrs. Deelio found–I rearranged a little and added a few. More will surely be added as the games (and, let’s face it, the evening) wear on…
New additions in blue (as of 5 p.m., July 28).
One drink:
Didn’t stick the landing
Hideous uniforms
Bitter runners up
“Just a kid from…”
Tears
Celebrity spectator
Athlete beefs it while competing (including falling off gymnastics equipment)
Really funny name
USSR mention
Blood
Sportscaster says something A) ridiculously nationalistic, or B) ridiculously smug about his/her sport
Reference to a non-Olympic sport
Epic collapse from a big lead
Sportscaster makes a funny (ie “[So-and-so] called for the double-touch because she tried to play it off her face.”)
Parent or coach body-English.
Shot:
New world record
High five left hanging
Gymnasts of dubious ages
Fit kid, fat parents
Nordic country wins gold
Learning a new rule about an obscure sport
Any athlete named “Pepe”
Athlete beefs it while not in the act of competing
Horse poops
False start DQ
Bela Karolyi says something nonsensical
Sportscaster gets indignant on behalf of opposing country (ie, “How DARE they call that penalty shot! The referees just GAVE the US the medal!”)
Epic collapse and/or upset in a medal round
Chug:
Compound fracture
Wrong national anthem at medal ceremony
Streaker
