Christmas Decor: A Play

 

The Characters:

MOM:
A whirling Tesla coil of Yuletide ornamentation, all Santa Claus and teeth.

DAD:
Not so much

The Scene:

A living room in Florida, twinkling aggressively.

 

ACT ONE

SCENE ONE

DAD sits at a table, sorting pills. 

Enter MOM, carrying a tea light.

 

MOM: Did someone try to light this?

DAD: Yes, I did.

MOM: It’s electrical. It’s got a battery.

DAD: It burns really nicely.

 

 

Fin.

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One response to “Christmas Decor: A Play

  1. Ahahahaha! Now I have something besides “Rocket Powered Studebaker” to laugh at during the day. Thank you

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