A whirling Tesla coil of Yuletide ornamentation, all Santa Claus and teeth.
Not so much
A living room in Florida, twinkling aggressively.
DAD sits at a table, sorting pills.
Enter MOM, carrying a tea light.
MOM: Did someone try to light this?
DAD: Yes, I did.
MOM: It’s electrical. It’s got a battery.
DAD: It burns really nicely.