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Mom's cake, via Dad. Dad is weird.

Mom’s cake, via Dad. Dad is weird.

Dad’s explanation for the cake: “I got it on discount. Unclaimed.”

Later, upon the cake being cut and eaten…

Mom: “Well, the real Bertha is sure gonna be sorry.”

Dad: “She should’ve been faster.”

Mom: “Another Scotsman looking for a deal…”

Dad: “You’re damn right. I was looking for 2-for-1.”

Me: “What, for next year?”

Mom: “Well then you’re just hedging your bets.”

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