And now, for your substanceless Friday posting…
With the recent NFL official foofaraw, I kept seeing this picture of Broncos’ head coach John Fox:
…and it put me in mind of actor David Morse (Tritter from House, among many other things):
Then I started getting quizzed for more casting suggestions. So, based on prompts and a conversation-imposed 10-second time limit, these are the NFL casting decisions I made. And yes, this is how I spend my time.
Seahawks Pete Carroll?
Pfft, that’s easy: Richard Gere.
The Bucs’ Greg Schiano was kind of a tough one.
But I went with FNL‘s own boyish Luke Cafferty–aka Matt Lauria (maybe a younger version of Schiano).
The Harbaugh brothers of San Fran and Baltimore? (Well, let’s just go with Jim.)
That let me stick with the FNL theme by picking Joe McCoy, the evil and smirky D.W. Moffett.
“GIVE ME A JOE PHILBIN.” (Yeah, I had to look him up, too: Dolphins.)
Now we’re moving on to Breaking Bad: Mike, aka Jonathan Banks.
Aaaand, I kind of hate myself for this, but… (It must be the Irishness.)
At this point, it was suggested that Sheen would have to be Roger Goodell…
But I gotta say, I’m starting to think of this as a quirky, epic, Coen Brothers/P.T. Anderson kind of film. And therefore, the only choice for Goodell is…
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Perfect. Now all we need is a script…