Stupidly went to Publix on a Sunday morning. Got in line with my six items behind a woman unloading a moderate amount of stuff from her cart. After a few minutes, a girl reaches around me and puts another thing with the lady’s stuff. OK, they forgot something, no prob. Then I turn around and the girl has a WHOLE OTHER CART FULL OF SHIT. And they’re all, “Oh, we’re together.” NO. FUCK YOU. YOU FAIL AT SHOPPING.
And apparently the girl knew me, too, which makes my little grownup bitch fit that much more mature and respectable. Gah.