Qualified as a finalist in a limerick-writing contest.
Watched “Iron Chef” in an Army Reserve base.
Observed the networking techniques of a porn star.
Sympathized with Krazy Kevin.
Dreamt of new currency denominations.
Skipped work for baseball.
Drank beer through a straw in the presence of a Major Leaguer.
Saw a guy get kicked out of Hooters. (And then drank his beer.)
Judged a hot dog contest.
Got Final Jeopardy right (when all three contestants missed it).
…and requested a tete-a-tete with Olivia Newton-John.