Things I’ve Done This Week

Qualified as a finalist in a limerick-writing contest.

Watched “Iron Chef” in an Army Reserve base.

Made black-and-tans.

Observed the networking techniques of a porn star.

Sympathized with Krazy Kevin.

Dreamt of new currency denominations.

Skipped work for baseball.

Drank beer through a straw in the presence of a Major Leaguer.

Saw a guy get kicked out of Hooters. (And then drank his beer.)

Judged a hot dog contest.

Got Final Jeopardy right (when all three contestants missed it).

…and requested a tete-a-tete with Olivia Newton-John.

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