More Things CCB Says…

Succession.

ME: That long toe there means you’re royalty.
CCB: I am…a queen. In Belgium.

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Genetics.

ME:  If we had kids, they would have rockin’ calves.
CCB: They would have cankles. You know how two short people make a tall person?
ME: No, I don’t think two short people make a tall person.
CCB: THEY DO IN BEANS!

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Education.

By “street smarts” she means, “follow your tits to whoever’s staring at them.”

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34/34

ME: They just called Tony Stewart “Mr. Quickypants.” That’s totally your new nickname.
CCB: Aw, I don’t wanna be Mr. Quickypants. I want to be Mr. Awesomepants. Or Mr. Awesomesausage.

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